What's a "Jazzy Hoe" you ask???!!

Jazzy hoe. What's a jazzy hoe you ask? The term Jazzy can be used to describe an array of people. It does not discriminate by race, gender, religion, or morals. The term can yes, be used to describe a person that YOU yourself, against your own discretion, would consider a jazzy. However i will outline what a jazzy, in general is. Overall, a Jazzy is 99% of the time used to describe a girl that is all Jazzed up with nowhere to go. For instance, a woman in walmart at 2 a.m. who has heavy blue eyeshadow on, dark lipstick, hoop earings big enough to fit your fist through, stiletto heels and fishnet stalkings, and a motley crue tshirt... that you can tell she got from being a groupie in the 80's. On the other hand, a jazzy can also be seen in a laungeri with her hair still in curlers and pink fuzzy slippers on. As mentioned before, it is to be used at your own discretion. And last but not least i would like to give you another mental picture of what a jazzy is, just so you can fully grasp the awesomenes of all that is jazzy. A teenage girl, who shows up at a walmart twilight release party wearing a drawn on mustache and sunglasses, but is trying not to be "seen." Now that you know what a Jazzy is, you may now fully appreciate this blog and the effort we have put forth to show you the Jazzy hoes of Iron and Washington County.