Jazzy Hoes Make The World Go 'Round: Happy Birthday to the Jazziest Hoe I Know...

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Happy Birthday to the Jazziest Hoe I Know...

Hello everyone, Jill again. Just wanted to give a little shout out to my co-blogger, Lindsey, aka Princess Jazzmine.

She turns 24 tomorrow! Woot. Happy Birthday Jazzie!!

This next picture was Lindsey at her high school graduation:

As you can see, she just keeps gettin' jazzier and jazzier each year; that's why we love her!!

Anyway, here's an ode...an ode to the coolest Jazzy Hoe I know!

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Annie GOctober 18, 2009 at 10:21 PM
OMG Lindsey.. I haven't seen you since graduation!!! Your senior pic was SOOOO gorgeous!!?!?!?(!&*(!!!

You really have gone down hill since high school haven't you?
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What IS a Jazzy Hoe?

Jazzy Hoe. What's a Jazzy Hoe you ask? The term "Jazzy" can be used to describe an array of people. It does not discriminate by race, gender, religion, or morals. The term can, yes, be used to describe a person that YOU yourself, against your own discretion, would consider a jazzy. However i will outline what a jazzy, in general is. Overall, a Jazzy is 99% of the time used to describe a girl that is all Jazzed up, with nowhere to go.

For instance, a woman in Wal-Mart at 2 a.m., who has heavy blue eyeshadow on, dark lipstick, hoop earings big enough to fit your fist through, stiletto heels and fishnet stalkings, and a motley crue tshirt... that you can tell she got from being a groupie in the 80's.

On the other hand, a jazzy can also be seen in a lingerie with her hair still in curlers and pink fuzzy slippers on. As mentioned before, it is to be used at your own discretion.

And last but not least I would like to give you another mental picture of what a jazzy is, just so you can fully grasp the awesomeness of all that is jazzy. A teenage girl, who shows up at a wal-mart Twilight release party, wearing a drawn on mustache and sunglasses, but is trying not to be "seen."

Now that you know what a Jazzy is, you may now fully appreciate this blog and the effort we have put forth to show you the Jazzy hoes of Iron and Washington County.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Happy Birthday to the Jazziest Hoe I Know...

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