pleather is always a good idea...

Okay, it's Jazzy Jill again. I have a million pictures I need to post for your viewing pleasure so I figure the least I can do is a double update for the holidays. You're so welcome.

Moving right along, we have something so amazing that there are literally no words that come to mind except Pleather.
So here's an ode to this Jazzy Hoe who knows how to rock the Pleather one-piece jumpsuit. You go, girl!

*oh and on a completely unrelated to the pleather side note...there is a jazzy woman with a fanny pack in the background. This picture is pure classic Jazzy.

context makes a diff...

Okay, before we begin today, lets recall that being jazzy has something to do with context. For instance, if I wore a playboy bunny outfit to Wal-Mart in March it would be beyond Jazzy, but if I wore it for a Halloween party it might be a little less jazzy. Lets be real...that was a horrible example because I'm pretty sure I'd be jazzy to the max in a playboy bunny outfit no matter the situation.

ANYWAY, take into account that this next Jazzy Bro you're about to witness was in Las Vegas in a casino, which makes him a little less Jazzy than had he been in Cedar in the Mav or something.

Lets just get one thing straight though: Plaid and Tie Dye do NOT mesh well.

Point in case:
So here's an ode to the plaid/tye dye sexy beast of a man in Vegas.

What kind of Jazzy do I love the most?

Wanna know what the best kind of Jazzy Hoe includes? The kind that turn themselves in...

Meet Liz, everyone. For safety purposes, we'll call her Lish. Anyway, Lish sent me these pictures of herself and wanted to be on the blog; since I have yet to turn down a jazzy pic, how could I resist?

*please note: none of these pics were posed for..they are all "real Lish" and real Jazzy.

So here's an ode to you, Lish...a very jazztastic ode.

Wally World Jazzle Dazzle

A special thanks to Tiff for submitting this Jazzy..woman. Apparently it took Tiff a couple of weeks to get this shot, so lets all give her a shout-out and say thanks!

This jazzle dazzler is really working the red velvet jackets and the blue scrunchie really bring out her twist bun up-do. And of all places to be jazzed up? The toilet paper aisle at the freakin' Wal-Mart. Way to be!

Here's an ode to you scrunchie, velvet jacket, up-do wearin' jazzy's...

Thanks again, Tiff!

ohhh-ho-ho, look what we have here...

Okay, here we go. Jazzy Bro #128371 that came into the Depot today. We tried and tried to capture some good pictures, but this was the best we (Gage) could manage. We'll forgive him. For privacy purposes, and because I actually like this dude who comes to the depot to buy beer and cigs on the daily, I have blacked out his eyes. Yep, I know...good idea, huh?

Check him out though...seriously...Yep, you're seeing correctly. He's sporting HEAD phones, stunna shades, and a little coin bag; this is a daily occurrence. He's usually already a little tipsy, likes talking about the mountains, and rides his bike because he feels invigorated while doing so. Yeah, don't worry...we're pretty much BFF's.
*unrelated side note: today at the Depot, we witnessed something amazing. One of the regs that usually buys beer and cigs brought a BIRD in on his shoulder. The best part? He had bird poop all over his shirt. We couldn't help but laugh out loud at him; he acted surprised. Who doesn't take their pet bird named "Delberta" out in public??


So this is an ode to all my favorite Depot Jazzy Bro's...a very special ode...

gotta keep it clean, if you know what i mean

Okay, here's the thing. I wear sweats, basketball shorts, and all other nasty clothes known to man. I think most people look just fine wearing "gym" clothes or grunge clothes; I wear them everyday possible. Here are some ground rules for doing so:
1. lets make sure we wash them every couple weeks or so...
2. lets keep what should be covered, covered.
3. butt crack isn't sexy. ever.
4. showering is really rad.
5. lets wear a bra, thanks!

The following jazzy's were hard to capture because of their intensity. Due to complications, we could only catch them on their way out of the Depot. It was a mother-daughter duo and maaaaaaaaaaaannnnn were they Jazzed up. I can't even explain how hot they looked. Just check it out for yourselves:P.S. this was taken around 1pm on Friday afternoon...not 6am or anything like that. Yeah...and the mom said it was because they got drunk together the night before. And the daughter was maybe 17. I love Jazzy Hoes.

Here's an ode to you Depot Jazzy's. A very special, dirty, greasy ode.

woah there, killer...another J.B. (jazzy bro, duh)

HEY! Jazzy Jill here. This Jazzy Bro was caught by my friend, Gary. He was traveling down Midvalley road and happened to come across this spunky little guy. As if wearing overalls wasn't bad enough, right?!

Thanks to Gary for submitting this J.B.

Here's an ode to overalls, mopeds and ....whatever else he might be classified as....
Jazzy Bro for life!

Jazzy Mav

This individual made me sign a contract that I was to not disclose any information about her persona. This person came into my place of employment, and lets just say she is VERY familiar with the place as well. She was all sorts of jazzed up with nowhere to go! The woman, who shall remain nameless for i do not wish to have a breach in our contract came in with her son wearing this amazing outfit. NOW i would have been impressed with the green sweatpants and pink boots as is, but notice the discreat approach she took to emphasize her pink boots by pulling up the sweats. I thought they were snow boots at first but she quickly corrected me and informed me they were her slippers. Thanks for being such a good sport, nameless one.

AND here's an ode to you, the jazziest Mavy i know.

Yet ANOTHER 7HOE2 Jazz

Sometimes it pains me to tell people i grew up in the city of sin... and this can attribute to why...

Alright. if it wasnt bad enough that she is living fresh prince of bel air status, 90's style with her jean overalls (im guessing she did the thuggish ruggish thing too and had one side done up and one side undone) it pained me to gaze at the baby blue top with her nastyness baby blue bra sticking out. I gave her props for having a matching bra. This told me she was aware she could not get control of her cleavage and she tried to mesh the shirt and brazzire together... but in all honesty... get control. and burn the overalls.

Sidenote: the broad sitting across from her was wearing matching jean overalls. my inital thought: maybe they just went to wallmart and had photos taken together. gag

So here is an ode to you, The Olive Garden breadsteak lovin hoe.

Jazzy Granny

Helllllloooooo out there! I've received a few pictures and they are all super! I'll post one today and save the others for a later date. Please remember you can still send your Jazzy Hoe pictures to myself or Lindsey. Leave a comment if you need my e-mail address in order to submit your pictures.



The follow Jazzy picture was submitted by my friend, Stan G. He's got an eye for Jazzy Hoe's and captured this wonderful creature while he was on vacation in SLC.


Check out the purple jazzy! From purple jeans, purse, sweater, canvas shoes, and even necklace, this Jazzy Grandma tops it all off with a plastic bag on her head, courtesy of the janitors cart on the right. This grandma is clearly all jazzed up with no where to go! So hot.
Disclaimer: If you're one of the people that has to have matching everything when you go out, you might be the next Jazzy Hoe victim. Too much of a good thing is not always good. Lets not wear 12 different shades of the same color in one outfit, okay?

Thanks again to Stan the Man for sending this J.G. (jazzy granny) in!