In all honestly, we the creators of the jazzy hoes blog... Jill and myself, did not capture this jazz. Im not sure about Jill... but i will have random friends text me pictures of Jazzies if they happen to cross one. This Jazz happened to be shopping in vegas and my sister sent me the text. Was she trying to bring the 80's back with the acid wash jazz? Or was she trying to copy my kindergarten teacher miss lippy, who rocked the golden tights? its up for debate i suppose. but REALLY... what are you doing vegas jazzie? I dont know your name so i shall call you Amber. Don't ask questions readers.... i was inspired to call her Amber and Amber she shall remain. SO all you jazzies out there who think its hot to wear leggings... with your ugs... and a black dress... NEWS FLASH. its not. you really ARE all jazzed up with nowhere to go. Please; get control. The fashion police must have been on their donut break when you walked out of the house this morning. SO here's an ode to you.... Jazzy of the 702.
Jazzy Hoe. What's a Jazzy Hoe you ask? The term "Jazzy" can be used to describe an array of people. It does not discriminate by race, gender, religion, or morals. The term can, yes, be used to describe a person that YOU yourself, against your own discretion, would consider a jazzy. However i will outline what a jazzy, in general is. Overall, a Jazzy is 99% of the time used to describe a girl that is all Jazzed up, with nowhere to go.
For instance, a woman in Wal-Mart at 2 a.m., who has heavy blue eyeshadow on, dark lipstick, hoop earings big enough to fit your fist through, stiletto heels and fishnet stalkings, and a motley crue tshirt... that you can tell she got from being a groupie in the 80's.
On the other hand, a jazzy can also be seen in a lingerie with her hair still in curlers and pink fuzzy slippers on. As mentioned before, it is to be used at your own discretion.
And last but not least I would like to give you another mental picture of what a jazzy is, just so you can fully grasp the awesomeness of all that is jazzy. A teenage girl, who shows up at a wal-mart Twilight release party, wearing a drawn on mustache and sunglasses, but is trying not to be "seen."
Now that you know what a Jazzy is, you may now fully appreciate this blog and the effort we have put forth to show you the Jazzy hoes of Iron and Washington County.
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