Thursday, April 29, 2010

The EPITOMY OF THE JAZZY HOE

Why hello loyal Jazzyyyyy followers. Lindsey here: the creator and founder of the Jazzy Hoe blog. My co-creator, Jill has been playing secretary for me and been doing a better job at keeping you all updated with the jazzyness that is out there lurking... But thanks to my kick ass Mamacita, Paula... i have in my hands what i think could be the jazziest picture we have yet had submitted. This was taken by the fam house in Vegas.. and you know, its not the completley backless top that makes the jazzy... nor the spandex, weave, or heals. Focus people. Look at this womans tooshy. I understand everyone is created differently and some of us have disadvantages or defects... but WHY IN THE HELL IS HER BUTT SO MISPROPORTIONED?! its mind boggeling. i know this isnt her real butt. what was she trying to accomplish? Ive heard of stuffing your bra, but i cant say ive known anyone to stuff underpants. And not to sound racial but im pretty sure ive never seen an african american woman who was lacking on the "apple bottom" department. My hat is off to you, miss SATCHEL ASS jazzy hoe.. for i cant say i would have the cahonas to go in public like that. Seriously... GET CONTROL. How are you unaware of how ridiculous you look?? Your mother now goes to AA and wakes up to Jim, Jack, and the Captain on the daily. Shame. Shame i say!!!!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Jazzy Nugget Fans


I was privileged enough to be on the back row at the Jazz game sitting next to these Nugget fans. They weren't dressed in Jazz apparel, but they sure were Jazzy!